jokes

           Power of Maths:
One day a box wasn't opening.             Lawyer came,  applied all laws but it didn't open.. Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn't open.. Physician came, applied all forces but it didn't open.. Then mathematician came and said.... . . . Let us assume the box is open. !!!Superb!!!

A woman prayer

A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand for my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!

joke for student

When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.