father and son

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.www.lenda ikeja.blogspot.com

ENGLISH TEACHER

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

HUMAN FRIENDS

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

poems

A Dream Come True
    Feelings that once were hidden Are         now expressed to you.
     Days that once were stormy Are now the brightest blue.
     Times that once were lonely Are now filled with pleasure.
     All that once was mine alone Are now things we both treasure.
      Nights that once were cold Are now comforting and warm.
       Fears that once were very real Are now gone with the storm.
       A heart that once was broken Can now finally mend.
       A person once alone in life Can now call you a friend.
       Dreams that once were longed for Are now all coming true.
       The love I once thought was gone I have now and forever in you. by..... Dawn Ballard -

love poem 2

Because Of You Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you. - Written and owned by Amy S. Bedford -

love romance

1)    love in your maind produce love in life. This is the meaning of HEAVEN. Fear in your maind produce fear in your life. This is the meaning of HELL.
2)     Love is hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect don't exist, but theres always one guy that is perfect for you.
3)      Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust, no fading of its hope; it can outlast anything. love still stands when all else has fallen.
4)       Always fall in what you're ask to accept. Take what is given and make it over your way. my aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: but with.
5)        Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flower are dead.
6)        It matter not who you love, where you love, why you love or how you love, it matter only that you love.
7)        You've got to find what you love and that is as true for work as it is for lovers. your work is  going to fill a large part of your life and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do the great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking for it and don't settle. As with all matter of the heart, you'll know when you've found it.

LOVE & ROMANCE

What you should know about love.
1)    You don't only worry about the people who hate or resent you; in a way, you're more worried about the people who love you.
2)     sometimes  you have to be apart (far) from people you love, but that doesn't mean you woundn't love them anymore. it make you love them the more.
3)      when we are in love we seem to ourselves quite difference from what we are before.
4)       love one another and help other to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. love is  infectious and the greatest healing energy.
5)         sensual pleasure passes and vanishes, but the friendship you are in, the mutual confidence, the delight of the heart, the enchanment of the soul, these thing do not perish and can never be destroyed.
6)         love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared to love in dreams.

7)        it matter not who love, where you love, why you love or how love, it matter only that you love.

knowledge & wisdom

in this article you will learn many aspect of life because this life we are, is all about understanding the method to follow it. here you will learn how to live a better life till your departure rid on.
1)   Health is the greatest gift,   contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
2)   He who would accomplish little must sscrifice little; he who want to achieve much must sacrifice much; he who will attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
3)    He who struggle is better then he who never attempt.
4)    He who learn but does not thinks, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger
5)     He who establish his argument
         by noise and command shows
         that his reason(brain) is weak.
6)    Ignorance is the softest pillow on which a man can rest his head.
7)     To be yourself in the world that constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
8)       When you find yourself on side of majority,  it is great time for you pause and reflect.
9)       Be brave. Take risk. Nothing can substitute experience.
10)     Associate yourself with men of good wisdom and quality, if you esteem your own reputation; for it's better to be alone than in bad company.
follow all this quote and it will change your live to better person. believe in this word for it is not an ordinary word, this are great word that transforms live if only you applies them to your live.